It’s definitely all about the orgasms. They make you believe you are beautiful when having it but in reality will all look like shit. No one can be pretty with a face twisted and turned in pure pleasure but who cares.
When orgasming I don’t want to try and look good, there is no time for that and to be honest it’s pretty much the furthest thing from my mind at that precise moment. All I want is that sweet sweet sensation of pure delight and exuberating pleasure to take over my mind and body for that single instant and in that instant everything in life is good. No money problems, no family problems, no death, no war, just pure orgasmic gratification.
I think it is every parent’s duty to educate their children on how to self-produce an orgasm and the right way to offer this beautiful gift to some future partner. There is no darker life than a life without orgasms. I for one did not discover the pleasure of sexual solace until I was 22 and fucked an older man. He taught me what it was like to have real sex and to indulge in the sensation of that perfect climax. He showed me the light and I have followed it ever since sharing my fortunate knowledge with everyone who will hear or fuck me because everyone deserves to be sexually blessed.
Without further due I would like to share with you my little compilation of horrible orgasm faces so you know you’re not the only one who looks like a hatful of busted assholes when experiencing the better moment of your day.
THE “COWBOY” ORGASM
When riding the mechanical bull becomes really really fun. Warning, can prolong orgasm even when off the bull.
THE “PSYCHO BITCH” ORGASM
You won’t know until you’ve fucked her.
THE “YOUR TOO UGLY” ORGASM
For all the uglies who have orgasm needs too.
THE “FINAL COUNTDOWN” ORGASM
When running gets in the way but orgasm still wins.
THE “YOUR DICK IS TOO SMALL” ORGASM
When you’re dick just doesn’t cut it orgasm.
THE “VIRGIN” ORGASM
The “omg that’s what an orgasm feels like” orgasm.
THE “OMG IT SMELLS” ORGASM
The “you should have taken a shower” orgasm.
THE “WTF IS THAT” ORGASM
The “maybe you should see a doctor” orgasm.
THE “OMG I GOT CUM IN MY MOUTH” ORGASM
When the snake shoots too high for your own damn good” orgasm.
THE HOLY MOTHER OF GOD ORGASMS
Just when the going gets good your mama walks in on you orgasm.
THE I WISH I WAS CHRIS CROCKER ORGASM
“Because Chris Crocker is my idol” orgasm. Can cause people to laugh at you.
THE “I WISH YOUR DICK TASTED LIKE CANDY” ORGASM
When twizzlers tastes better than your dick orgasm.
THE “I WILL SWALLOW YOU” ORGASM
When you’re too eager to swallow orgasm.
THE “I CAN’T BELEIVE IT’S NOT BUTTER” ORGASM
Whaaaaat? It’s not butter? Damn! Orgasm.
THE “WHY IS IT SO PAINFULL” ORGASM
You should have worn a condom last time orgasm. Please seek medical help.
THE BLOWHOLE ORGASM
The whale of all orgasms. Warning, might make dolphins horny.
THE “BLOW THE WHISTLE” ORGASM
Not to be confused with the “whistle while you fuck” or the “jitt whistle” orgasm.
THE “SCARED GINGER” ORGASM
When Ginger boy discovers masturbation orgasm. Can cause freckles to appear, stay forever and ruin your life.
THE “I CAN’T GET A REAL GIRL SO I MASTURBATE TO CAM GIRLS IN MY BASEMENT” ORGASM
Because cam girls are much nicer then real life girls orgasm. Can cause intense addiction.
THE “WRONG HOLE” ORGASM
Nough said.
There you have it; more freaky and fun orgasm faces for you to enjoy and to laugh at. If you want more please feel free to join my blog, share, laugh, comment and visit my other post on freaky orgasm faces. Have fun, happy orgasming and remember…you have your own freaky orgasm face and one day it will be on my blog ;)
