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lundi 29 avril 2013

HORRIBLE ORGASM FACES THAT WILL GIVE YOU NIGHTMARES

It’s definitely all about the orgasms. They make you believe you are beautiful when having it but in reality will all look like shit. No one can be pretty with a face twisted and turned in pure pleasure but who cares.

When orgasming I don’t want to try and look good, there is no time for that and to be honest it’s pretty much the furthest thing from my mind at that precise moment. All I want is that sweet sweet sensation of pure delight and exuberating pleasure to take over my mind and body for that single instant and in that instant everything in life is good. No money problems, no family problems, no death, no war, just pure orgasmic gratification.

ugly orgasm faces for you

I think it is every parent’s duty to educate their children on how to self-produce an orgasm and the right way to offer this beautiful gift to some future partner. There is no darker life than a life without orgasms. I for one did not discover the pleasure of sexual solace until I was 22 and fucked an older man. He taught me what it was like to have real sex and to indulge in the sensation of that perfect climax. He showed me the light and I have followed it ever since sharing my fortunate knowledge with everyone who will hear or fuck me because everyone deserves to be sexually blessed.

Without further due I would like to share with you my little compilation of horrible orgasm faces so you know you’re not the only one who looks like a hatful of busted assholes when experiencing the better moment of your day.

THE “COWBOY” ORGASM

When riding the mechanical bull becomes really really fun. Warning, can prolong orgasm even when off the bull.

cowboy orgasm


THE “PSYCHO BITCH” ORGASM

You won’t know until you’ve fucked her.

amazing orgasm faces


THE “YOUR TOO UGLY” ORGASM

For all the uglies who have orgasm needs too.

orgasm face funny


THE “FINAL COUNTDOWN” ORGASM

When running gets in the way but orgasm still wins.

funny orgasm face


THE “YOUR DICK IS TOO SMALL” ORGASM

When you’re dick just doesn’t cut it orgasm.

orgasm face your dick is too small


THE “VIRGIN” ORGASM

The “omg that’s what an orgasm feels like” orgasm.

virgin orgasm face


THE “OMG IT SMELLS” ORGASM

The “you should have taken a shower” orgasm.

funny orgasm face


THE “WTF IS THAT” ORGASM

The “maybe you should see a doctor” orgasm.

funny o-face


THE “OMG I GOT CUM IN MY MOUTH” ORGASM

When the snake shoots too high for your own damn good” orgasm.

crazy o-face


THE HOLY MOTHER OF GOD ORGASMS

Just when the going gets good your mama walks in on you orgasm.

holy mother of god orgasm


THE I WISH I WAS CHRIS CROCKER ORGASM

“Because Chris Crocker is my idol” orgasm. Can cause people to laugh at you.

o-face that will make you laugh


THE “I WISH YOUR DICK TASTED LIKE CANDY” ORGASM

When twizzlers tastes better than your dick orgasm.

orgasm face


THE “I WILL SWALLOW YOU” ORGASM

When you’re too eager to swallow orgasm.

o-face that will creep you out


THE “I CAN’T BELEIVE IT’S NOT BUTTER” ORGASM

Whaaaaat? It’s not butter? Damn! Orgasm.

orgasm face funny


THE “WHY IS IT SO PAINFULL” ORGASM

You should have worn a condom last time orgasm. Please seek medical help.

funny orgasm faces


THE BLOWHOLE ORGASM

The whale of all orgasms. Warning, might make dolphins horny.

funny orgasm faces


THE “BLOW THE WHISTLE” ORGASM

Not to be confused with the “whistle while you fuck” or the “jitt whistle” orgasm.

funny orgasm faces


THE “SCARED GINGER” ORGASM

When Ginger boy discovers masturbation orgasm. Can cause freckles to appear, stay forever and ruin your life.

funny orgasm faces


THE “I CAN’T GET A REAL GIRL SO I MASTURBATE TO CAM GIRLS IN MY BASEMENT” ORGASM

Because cam girls are much nicer then real life girls orgasm. Can cause intense addiction.

funny orgasm faces


THE “WRONG HOLE” ORGASM

Nough said.

funny orgasm faces

There you have it; more freaky and fun orgasm faces for you to enjoy and to laugh at. If you want more please feel free to join my blog, share, laugh, comment and visit my other post on freaky orgasm faces. Have fun, happy orgasming and remember…you have your own freaky orgasm face and one day it will be on my blog ;)

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