IMPORTANT NOTICE : Please read
instructions before use of any orgasm face
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| ''Satan orgasm'' is the hardest of them all to achieve, but once it has been achieved all other orgasms do not compare. |
My
collection of the weirdest, most embarrassing, freaky orgasm faces I found on adult websites and pornos.
Yes, freak orgasms do happen. In pornos and of course in real life! If
you are unlucky enough then it will be captured and used as gifs, pictures or
video. We all have freaky orgasm faces one day or another and well sometimes
they will end up on someone’s awesome blog (yes you guessed it, mine!) I
know because I've been through the freak face phase myself. Like I mentioned in
a past article, I spent many hours in front of the mirror practicing because I realized that
a hot and sexy orgasm face will get your partner even more excited and horny.
This experienced I gained by practicing came in real handy when I started doing
free webcam shows. I could give the person at the other end of his webcam a
hell of a show because I know I looked good, it made me feel good about myself
and confident which changes everything when you are trying to turn someone
on.
Hope you love it and don't forget to share my blog if you like what you see and read!
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The "Huge unicorn
dick orgasm" is the ultimate in orgasms. It can only be achieved by sexual relationships
with a unicorn man and his magical horn. Warning: May cause extreme magical dependency.
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| ''Will orgasm for food'' is the i don't care who it is as long as its good orgasm. |
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| ''Fuck me tender orgasm'' is achieved when two people fuck until they can't fuck no more and orgasm out of exhaustion. Warning : May experience intense burning for hours maybe even days, |
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| A ''possessed orgasm'' is when the spirit of sex takes over your body and soul for the time of the orgasm. Very hard to come out of this orgasm. Warning: Can last for hours. ( you can probably find one of these on deviantclip or punishtube!) |
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| ''Oh bloody hell orgasm'' is achieved when cum shot is sent to head with frightening speed. Warning : May cause inflation of the lips |
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| An ''Omg orgasm'' is an orgasm due to irregular upward shape of a partners sex organ urging you to yell in ultimate pleasure. |
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A ''What is
that orgasm'' is usually reserved for beginners who have no clue what to expect
and are totally surprised by orgasm.
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The '' Omg
wrong hole orgasm'' This orgasm face is achieved when the partner is behind and
accidently drives his stick into the wrong hole. Warning : May cause addiction
to anal sex.
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The ''I’m going
to get you orgasm'' is usually seen in men who want the woman to cum first but
usually end up discharging before she is even half way there.
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This is the
‘’Please don’t hurt me orgasm’’ which is usually seen on first time sex faces.
These are very common with beginners who do not know what to expect from their
orgasm. Not to be confused with the ‘’What is that orgasm’’ .
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An ''I
can't breathe orgasm'' is achieved with brutal physical effort and intense
lack of breath while achieving orgasm. Warning: Can be extremely painful the
next day and may cause eventual shortness of breath if practiced too often.
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Oh god that’s good orgasm’’ is essentially an orgasm caused by extreme pleasure
either self-induced or other. |
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The ``Rug
burn orgasm’’ also called the ``face on the floor orgasm’’ is an extreme
orgasm. Only do this if you are a professional and/or have the experience needed
for this type of orgasm. Warning: may cause slight burning to the hands face
and knees.
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The ‘’that’s
going to be a good orgasm’’ face is a simple orgasm and is mostly seen in men
because of their amazing capacity to visualize what the orgasm will be like. Warning: You may not have multiple orgasms with this
face. You must try another for better results.
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A “Public
Orgasm” is of course an orgasm face expressed in public for all eyes to
behold. Warning: May be caught on camera
by friends, family members and others to post on facebook and on reddit.
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An “Open
wide” orgasm is when the mouth is as big as the hole that is being penetrated.
This is mostly a reflex orgasm. It can also be interpreted as an invitation to
a blow job. Warning: Can cause extreme pain and blockage of the jaw.
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The “80’s
porno orgasm” This orgasm is unfortunately still seen today but is losing its importance
in the orgasm world. What a relief for all future orgasms! Warning: May cause
an erect penis to falter.
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“Omg I drank
too much” orgasm (also called the snoregasm) is defined as a very forgettable orgasm. Usually occurs at the end of a party or after
a long night of drinking. Most of the time, these orgasms fall into the cracks
and are forgotten. Warning: This orgasm may be accompanied by stupid wacky situations
and pictures. Please be careful what you orgasm for, or with ;)
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The “I don’t
care when and where” orgasm is mostly seen in nightclubs around the world and
is self-induced 90% of the time. Can be carried out by the use of several wireless
vibrating sex toys and/or fingers. Warning: batteries are mostly essential to the
survival of this orgasm.
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The
"Cross eyed orgasm” can be very powerful is used correctly. Warning: Hits
to the head are non-recommended while having this orgasm. Eyes can stay in this
position infinitely if banged too hard.
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The “Crazy
Bitch orgasm” Warning: RUN!
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The “Tear
Jerker orgasm” is a very powerful and emotional orgasm. Usually obtained when the person
orgasming is very emotional and sensitive. Warning can be followed by extreme crying.
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The “In
between orgasm” is an orgasm that falls between the “Tear Jerker orgasm” and
the “Huge unicorn dick orgasm” I am still unclear as to the use of this orgasm.
Will try it out in a little while and keep you posted.
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The “curly
toes orgasm” is a very common orgasm. This orgasm is rarer in males but very
present in females. Warning may cause muscle spasms in the toes for a few
hours.
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The “Can’t
stop orgasming orgasm” Is usually seen in females 35 and up. Once this orgasm
has been achieved there is no turning back. Intense and endless orgasm, leaving
you hungry for more. Warning: One is never enough!
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The “Gag
orgasm” is simple and yet very explicit. The facial expression is essential in this
orgasm. This is induced when an orgasm is so strong that the person’s immediate
reflex is gagging. Only seen on experienced orgasmers. Warning: Might need a
clean up if pushed too far.
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The “4:20
orgasm” is an environmentally safe orgasm. It is achieved when a mixture of
good sex and good smoke is completed. Warning: Not legal in most countries
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There you have it. Worlds most complete list of the
weirdest, most embarrassing, freaky orgasm faces ever! Are you a member of the freaky orgasm club?
